Step No. 7 - Run with garden shears

Let's step up the risk level with this variation on the old chestnut about not running with scissors.

Instructions:
1. Go to the shed or tool box;
2. Find the garden shears and take them in-hand;
3. Disengage the safety latch;
4. Step into the backyard, extend the arm whose hand is holding the shears;
5. Trot cheerfully around the yard;
6. Avoid the neighbours' prying eyes lest they brand you a weirdo.

Note: For my urban friends, you're out of luck. Should you wish to actualise this desire in your condo building you may encounter some unfortunate repercussions.